Spider-Man: No Way Home Review

“Ever since I got bit by that spider, I’ve only had one week where my life has felt normal.” (Unlike other reviews, it is almost impossible to comprehensively talk about this film without delving into heavy spoiler territory. This review CONTAINS HEAVY SPOILERS. If you still have not seen the film, it has been 5Continue reading “Spider-Man: No Way Home Review”

The Batman Review

“When that light hits the sky, it’s not just a call. It’s a warning.” (This review is mostly spoiler-free, but as always, if you want to go in completely blind, do not read this). Even in the darkest moments of Batman films, the Dark Knight has never quite descended into a full-on thriller protagonist, oneContinue reading “The Batman Review”

Eternals Review

“We have helped them progress, and seen them accomplish wonders.” (This review is mostly spoiler-free, but as always, if you want to go in completely blind, do not read this.) The seventh MCU property (we still somehow have two more coming) this year, but the most unique among them, and the entirety of the MCU,Continue reading “Eternals Review”

Black Widow Review

“We have unfinished business.” (This review is spoiler-free, but as always, if you want to go in completely blind, do not read this) (Full disclosure, this review was written months after the movie came out, I just did not care all too much about pushing it out back then). The first theatrically released MCU filmContinue reading “Black Widow Review”

Shang-Chi and the Legend of the 10 Rings Review

“You are a product of all who came before you, the legacy of your family. “ (This review is mostly spoiler-free, but as always, if you want to go in completely blind, do not read this.) The sixth (geez) MCU property this year, but easily one of the best MCU, nay, superhero films ever, Shang-Chi andContinue reading “Shang-Chi and the Legend of the 10 Rings Review”

Wonder Woman 1984 Review

“Life is good. But it can be better!” (This review is mostly spoiler-free, but as always, if you want to go in completely blind, do not read this). After a year full of delays, cancellations, and disappointments around the world and across the entertainment industry, Wonder Woman 1984 is finally here, to save us fromContinue reading “Wonder Woman 1984 Review”

Star Wars Sequels (Disney/ J.J. Abrams Trilogy) Review

WARNING: There are A TON of major spoilers in this so continue at your own risk. This is for individuals who have already watched the movies, because I have a lot of opinions I need to get off my chest lol. In spirit of full transparency, this is basically an organized rant… This “review” isContinue reading “Star Wars Sequels (Disney/ J.J. Abrams Trilogy) Review”

Detective Pikachu Review

I should start out by saying, I am not the biggest Pokemon fan. I collected a ton of the cards through elementary school, but the anime was a bit too childish for me, and I only ever got through about half of Pokemon Black. I’m also too indifferent to put the accent on the ‘e’Continue reading “Detective Pikachu Review”

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